Friday, June 9, 2017

We Won't Always Have Paris

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in the dump.
From scientific warnings dire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But were it up to Donald Trump
I think he’d be stupid enough
To leave us heading for the dump
Where climate stuff
Is a rat’s rump.

Friday, January 22, 2016

Limerick of the Day #135

We’re all fretting about Donald Trump
Who is really a pain in the rump
Not just for the sane
But the other inane
G.O.P. candidates on the stump.

Friday, February 13, 2015

Limerick of the Day #134

If your dot com site gets any traction,
It’ll be due to great interaction.
From the Web interface
To the cloud database
Usability’s the main attraction.

Friday, February 6, 2015

Limerick of the Day #133

If you live in some kind of community
Then your kids should get vaccine immunity.
Your misguided defiance
Of medical science
Should not be allowed with impunity.

Friday, January 16, 2015

Another Limerick of the Day ... #132

Mocking ideas is quite commonplace
But it’s wrong to mock somebody’s race.
If the difference is choice
Is it ok to voice
Mockery in the religious case?

Limerick of the Day #131

In France, there’s concern if you’re Jewish
About terror attacks. Much ado is
Made of Charlie Hebdo,
Which the French love, although
Not as much as they love Jerry Lewis.

Friday, January 2, 2015

Limerick of the Day #130

Welcome new year, and out with the old.
Let’s be forthright, resourceful and bold.
Where life needs solutions,
We’ve made resolutions
Which start once we’re over this cold.