Limerick of the Day #113

The way this Supreme Court is trending,
There’ll be no limits on campaign spending.
Every billionaire
Will buy time on the air
To push some candidates they are vending.

Limerick of the Day #112

As Obamacare faces delay, or,

Scorn from each opposition nay-sayer,

They’ll again try repealing

With threats of debt ceiling.

What we really need is single-payer!

Limerick of the Day #111

Every day something happens that’s new
(Or that’s how it’s reported to you.)
Global strife. Missing jets.
U.S. life. Russian threats.
Yet it seems somehow like déjà vu.

Limerick of the Day #110

Tribes, villages, cities and nations
Reflect increasing populations.
But it takes a disaster
To make us look past our
Selves to global coöperation.

Twiddlin' the Bits

Limerick of the Day #109

This is one of those dates that we leap
In a desperate effort to keep
Days and years both in sync.
But what I really think
Is we should use this day just to sleep.


(NB: Limericks of the Day 106-108 can be found at TechCurmudgeon.com)

Limerick of the Day #105

To protest the Islamic extreme,
Terry Jones has a true harebrained scheme:
For by burning Korans
He'll help al Queda's plans,
Or at least that is how it will seem.