Limerick of the Day #104

With the combat phase technically ended
The state of Iraq's hardly splendid.
Unilateralism's
Engendered more schisms
Than allies and nations befriended.

Limerick of the Day #103

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As the combat phase ends in Iraq,
And the U.S. troops start to come back,
You might think it hypocrisy
To count on bureaucracy
To delay each terror attack.

Limerick of the Day #102

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The Independence Declaration
Sets forth principles to guide our nation.
Attempts to disparage
The single-sex marriage
Are just one form of discrimination.

Limerick of the Day #101

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If the Supreme Court has its own way
Then it will not be long till the day
Elections that were clean
'Ere the Court intervened
Will instead just be sold on eBay.

Limerick of the Day #100

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Though it's never experienced calm, Is-
rael was to be the land of promise.
"Get the hell out of Palestine"
Spoke press corps' 89-
year-old former dean, Ms. Helen Thomas.

Limerick of the Day #99

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An Israeli force meets an object
And attacks, or boards just to inspect,
Either way, there's such tension
We don't need to mention
That all accounts are incorrect.

Limerick of the Day #98

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While our Gulf coastal beaches get spoiled,
And the wildlife there becomes soiled,
Ask our own MMS
"Drilling?" and they'll say "Yes!"
Perhaps their palms are what's been well oiled.