Thursday, December 24, 2009

Limerick of the Day #77


'Midst the holiday paraphenalia,
And the trees trimmed in finest regalia,
Let's try not to be greedy.
Remember the needy.
And have a sublime Saturnalia.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Limerick of the Day #76


Give three cheers for the ol' C.B.O.*
And the things that they just seem to know
Given any draft bill
They can forecast what will
Cost the taxpayers more or less dough.

* Congressional Budget Office

Monday, December 21, 2009

Limerick of the Day #75

So the health care bill may finally pass,
With no thanks to Republican brass.
It survived much abuse
From the huntress of moose,
And more noteworthy pains in the ass.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Limerick of the Day #74


I bid welcome to those who're new here,
With some culturally-neutral cheer.
Though my posts have abated
Ideas accumulated,
So we'll be back in time for next year.