Limerick of the Day #61

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First for Ed and then Farrah we keen.
Michael Jackson, pop's king (or its queen).
But now topping those guys
Is the tragic demise
Of Billie Mays and, we hope, OxiClean.

Limerick of the Day #60

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In what should not have been hard to guess,
Iran's election ends in a mess.
One side claims voter fraud,
So we all should applaud
How much they have grown like the U.S.

Limerick of the Day #59

To my readers: Dear small, ruly mob,
It's not that I've turned lazy slob.
I'm here. Don't ask "Is he?"
But I've been so busy
Preparing to start a new job.