Saturday, February 20, 2010

Limerick of the Day #85


Inner cities are crawling with hoods.
Trade imbalance has stymied our goods.
Health care reform's been blocked.
The Congress is gridlocked.
But who cares? What's up with Tiger Woods?

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Limerick of the Day #84


Here's a motto conservatives keep:
"As you sow, that is how you shall reap."
But we live less on merit
Than what we inherit,
So it's more: "Finders keep, losers weep."

Monday, February 1, 2010

Limerick of the Day #83


Every poor, defenseless corporation
Had no say in governing our nation.
So the U.S. Supremes
Helped fulfill all their dreams
Of unlimited sponsored oration.