Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Copyrights


Peter Davis owns the rights
To these rhymes and renditions.
You may not copy any bytes
Without express permissions.

These may not be distributed
Or copied in whole or part,
Even if duly attributed
To the guy who made this art.

By this time you will have observed,
If you’re at all astute,
That all the rights have been reserved,
Subject to infringement suit.


Thursday, May 20, 2010

Limerick of the Day #97

Audio

The world was a feast for the senses
Till we built all our factories and fences.
We just take what we want,
As if earth were a font
Of resources with no consequences.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Limerick of the Day #96

Audio

In primary votes yesterday,
The Tea Party had its first say:
"Round up the incumbs
And throw out the bums.
Our platform is nothin' but Nay."

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Limerick of the Day #95

Audio

We worry too much about terror.
In the words of satirist Tom Lehrer:
"Universal bereavement,
An inspiring achievement
"
Not from nukes, but plain old human error.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Limerick of the Day #94

Audio

The folks who would drill everywhere
Claim that oil spill disasters are rare.
The equipment all works.
The problem's the jerks
Who design, maintain and repair.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Limerick of the Day #93

Audio

Far worse than a killer or raper
Is the thief who steals toilet paper.
Most dispensers are locked
So that they'll remain stocked,
Not supplying some terrorist caper.