Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Limerick of the Day #101

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If the Supreme Court has its own way
Then it will not be long till the day
Elections that were clean
'Ere the Court intervened
Will instead just be sold on eBay.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Limerick of the Day #100

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Though it's never experienced calm, Is-
rael was to be the land of promise.
"Get the hell out of Palestine"
Spoke press corps' 89-
year-old former dean, Ms. Helen Thomas.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Limerick of the Day #99

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An Israeli force meets an object
And attacks, or boards just to inspect,
Either way, there's such tension
We don't need to mention
That all accounts are incorrect.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Limerick of the Day #98

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While our Gulf coastal beaches get spoiled,
And the wildlife there becomes soiled,
Ask our own MMS
"Drilling?" and they'll say "Yes!"
Perhaps their palms are what's been well oiled.